A local businessman using the restroom at a Starbucks in San Antonio, TX must have thought his stool was a little thin at first glance before flushing.
But then he saw that it wasn't a long piece of poop, instead a live snake which he called a "python" swimming in the bowl below him. He then alerted the young female barista - "Hey there's a snake in your toilet" - she of course freaked out and the rest of the stores customers crowded into the bathroom to see the reptile.
Obviously knowing he was overmatched, the snake quickly disappeared down the pipe and into the city sewer. It has not been found and there's no word on whether the frightened barista is still employed with Starbucks.
The story appeared on a local TV station, so we're guessing business has slightly dipped at that Starbucks location.
"Yeah, I'll have a half-caff-double-chocolate-latte with 2 scones and a python please"