Accused groper uses the old 'booty looked so good' defense
An 18-year-old guy accused of groping a woman in a Florida Wal-Mart used the old "booty looked so good" defense, explaining to an arresting officer, "Her booty looked so good, I just couldn’t resist touching it." We appreciate the candid remarks, especially because they occurred after he was read his Miranda rights and therefore can be used against him in court. But seriously, that's an excuse as cheap as the Wal-Mart from which it came, because if everyone just grabbed any good-looking booty that bounced along, nothing would ever get done. We’d all just basically be running in a circle, pinching butts.
'Her booty looked so good,' accused North Lauderdale groper says
Aaron Morris (Broward Sheriff's Office / August 10, 2012)
1:31 p.m. EDT, August 10, 2012
An 18-year-old man who is accused of grabbing a woman's buttocks while at a North Lauderdale Walmart said he did so because he couldn't resist, according to aBroward Sheriff's Office report.
Aaron Morris, of North Lauderdale, was charged with touch or strike/battery.
The incident occurred Thursday evening near the dressing room inside the Walmart at 7300 West McNab Road.
Morris approached the North Lauderdale woman and intentionally grabbed her right buttock, the report said.
The woman was able to identify him after he was located at the nearby Race Trac gas station, police said.
According to the report, after his Miranda rights read, Aaron told the arresting deputy that he touched the woman's rear end because: "Her booty looked so good, I just couldn't resist touching it."
Morris was being held in Broward County jail on a $1,000 bail Friday.
